The Fuck-That-Guy Protocol

Another salty meme, The Fuck-That-Guy Protocol refers to when a PC, who is unconscious or otherwise not a threat, is targeted by a monster or enemy. This is, of course, irregardless of the fact that there are multiple other healthy and incredibly violent PCs to slam on in the area, all of which pose a much greater threat than the negative HP, 2 failed death saves, sack of dead that is currently laying on the ground.

The Fuck-That-Guy Protocol is an easy way for the DM to instantly hand out Ls to unsuspecting PCs who think that dying is somehow an escape from the DMs wrath, and verily salts the wounds of players who's own mistakes led them to this point.