The Fappening

In the heart of Prosperity burned a passionate festival of gay- the kindling of which was painstakingly provided by Qvin and Artemis. Taking place in a particularly flamboyant shop named the Winking Mare, the atrocities that were committed within were only revealed after Griswald burned a particularly high spell slot to Scry on Artemis' location. There, he was found- the caboose to a long train of faggotry, with Qvin some place else, drowning in an inundation of homosexuality. The mental damage this inflicted on both Griswald and Dutch still haunts their dreams to this very day.