Artemis' Left Boot

Named after the titular Player Character Artemis in Sho's Jellyfish pirate campaign, Artemis' Left Boot is less of a clothing item and more of a transcendent breaker of reality, as it will always (always) be removed from his foot and never seen again. The means that the boot leaves Artemis' foot is always outlandish, salt inducing, and damn near mythical.

In one particular case, the rite of "Left Boot" was passed to a thigh high combat boot, with laces all the way to the top. The laces were tied so tight, that Artemis had trouble walking on it due to lack of blood flow. Apparently, this was not enough to stop Artemis' KY Jelly soaked foot from sliding out of the shoe at lightning speed after stepping in a pothole.

The only plausible explanation is that Artemis' has the ability to teleport small objects (his left shoe, in particular) to other dimensions, proven when a left shoe with the partially written name "Art-," and another with "-emis," was found in an ocean near a major city in a completely different campaign.